1. When you can't cry, you might as well laugh
2. Too real
3. Just throw a couple dinosaurs in there for old times sake
4. I'll have whatever bats eat
5. You will never be half the man Brendan Fraser is, young or old
This is the most depressing thing lmfao. Rip to my childhood pic.twitter.com/fj1Cwms2E0-- wild impala (@GLNCOCO_) June 3, 2018
7. Well at least my education will set me up for a successful job out of college
8. Well I'll be leaving a nasty Amazon review of this, believe you me
9. Maybe Batman could adopt you
11. Just getting some bread to eat because I'm someone who wants to stay alive
12. Oh god...what have I done...
13. Is everyone telling me to just end it all...