Not all heroes wear capes.
Most of them just wear anonymous masks and cargo shorts with a light dusting of a Doritos mustache.
But you gotta keep these memes under wraps 'cause we had to hack into THE mainframe and export them to this incredibly hard to decode post that will disappear from the face of the internet in t-minus 10 minutes.
1. Danger? I haven't heard that name in years.
2. Don't fuck with me.
3. I am the smartest person ALIVE.
4. Psh, no problem.
5. I think we all know the answer to this one *cracks knuckles and puts on GUNNAR glasses*
6. *cracking hacker voice initiate*
7. That'll show that asshole Kenny not to mess with you.
8. Yeah, it's easy to do this when you're a genius.
9. The circuits are fried!
10. FEAR ME.